• At age 35......success is.........having money.

• At age 50......success is.............having money.

• At age 60......success is.............having sex.

• At age 70......success is.............having a Driver's License.

• At age 75......success  is............having friends.

• At age 80......success is.............not peeing in your pants.

• 1970; Long Hair

• 2008; Longing For Hair

• 1970; The Perfect High

• 2008; The perfect High Yield Mutual Fund

• 1970; Keg

• 2008; EKG

• 1970; Acid Rock

• 2008; Acid Reflux

• 1970; Moving to California because it' cool

• 2008; Moving to California because it's warm

• 1970; Growing pot

• 2008; Growing pot belly

• 1970; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents

• 2006; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children

• 1970; Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

• 2008; Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

• 1970; Seeds and stems

• 2008; Roughage

• 1970; Popping pills, smoking joints

• 2008; Popping joints

• 1970; Our President's struggle with Fidel

• 2006; Our President's  struggle with fidelity     

• 1970; Paar

• 2008; AARP

• 1970; Killer weed 

• 2008; Weed killer

• 1970; Hoping for a BMW

• 2008; Hoping for a BM

• 1970; The Grateful Dead

• 2008; Dr Kevorkian

• 1970; Getting out to a new, hip joint

• 2008; Getting a new hip joint

• 1970; Rolling Stones

• 2008; Kidney stones

• 1970; Being called into the Principal's office

• 2008; Calling the Principal's office

• 1970; Screw the system

• 2008; Upgrade the system

• 1970; Peace sign

• 2008; Mercedes logo

• 1970; Parent's begging you to get  your hair cut

• 2008; Children begging you to get their heads shaved

• 1970; Passing the driver's  test

• 2008; Passing the vision test

• 1970; Whatever

• 2008; Depends

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